![Second Prize is a Set of Steak Knives
Tired of “Coffee is for Closers Only”? “Always Be Closing”? “AIDA”? Longing for Glengarry Glen Ross shirts that don’t look like they were drawn in Microsoft Paint?
But this stylish t-shirt is as much a personal snipe at the pay-enough-not-to-quit / work-enough-not-to-get-fired reality of the modern workplace as it is a coy reference to Alec Baldwin’s finest performance.
You’re not busting your ass for the El Dorado just so Mitch and Murray can buy their 3rd wives another penthouse. You’ll settle for the paycheck, the steak knives, and a life. You know—”Mostly Be Closing”.
This shirt lets you say that without looking bad or getting fired.
And for the Levines of the world, we have a cheap version, too.
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Second Prize is a Set of Steak Knives
Tired of “Coffee is for Closers Only”? “Always Be Closing”? “AIDA”? Longing for Glengarry Glen Ross shirts that don’t look like they were drawn in Microsoft Paint?
But this stylish t-shirt is as much a personal snipe at the pay-enough-not-to-quit / work-enough-not-to-get-fired reality of the modern workplace as it is a coy reference to Alec Baldwin’s finest performance.
You’re not busting your ass for the El Dorado just so Mitch and Murray can buy their 3rd wives another penthouse. You’ll settle for the paycheck, the steak knives, and a life. You know—”Mostly Be Closing”.
This shirt lets you say that without looking bad or getting fired.
And for the Levines of the world, we have a cheap version, too.
