Fuck Users: The Shirt for Anyone Working on the Internet

Designers. Engineers. Entrepreneurs. Developers. Support. QA. Doesn’t really matter where you work—this shirt is for you. Even management can get in on the act. 

Clients take a lot of heat for bringing misery into the online world, but it’s not their fault. They’re simply the group most directly impacted by the utter fuckery of the average user.

Users can’t figure out how to login in. Once they do, it’s non-stop bitching. They forget to plug things in, then chew you out for lousy support. They build a MySpace page that looks like it someone stuffed the sales rack at AJ Wright into a blender and use it to bitch about how crappy your designs are. They never bother to read anything, let alone the fucking manual.

Users are the single least-useful group of people on the Internet, and yet paradoxically, the one upon whom all online fortunes rely. 

Well, screw that. I could give a shit what users think, and I’m not afraid to put it on a shirt. Buy one and wear it. It’s fucking liberating. 

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