Safety School Shirt

This isn’t the traditional “safety school” rip. I’m not making fun of where you went to school under some pretense that it’s easier to get into. 

No, this shirt is for the person that, for whatever reason, didn’t end up at a top-tier college or university, and accepts—nay, embraces—his or her matriculation to a school regarded as somewhat less competitive. 

There are a lot of institutions that drum up self-celebratory blather to soothe the wounded psyches of freshman that didn’t get in somewhere better. I think that encourages the very sort of masturbatory, co-dependent behavior that organizations molding the next generation of Americans should strive to stamp out. 

And so, Safety Scholar—accept it, embrace it, wear it. No one ever got famous by getting into college. It’s what you do after that counts. 

[your choice of possibly recognizable colors]